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Lost in discussions of séances is any consideration for the dead respondents. Why do they have to appear on demand? Might they not have busy schedules too? Aren’t they at least entitled to caller ID?

— Daniel Martin Klein Heidegger and a Hippo Walk Through Those Pearly Gates – Using Philosophy (and Jokes!) to Explore Life, Death, the Afterl (2009)

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One criterion to bear in mind when choosing a religion is where its particular afterlife is being held.

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A perennial favorite hidden assumption is that something is morally right because it is “natural,” the way Mother Nature intended it.

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A fundamental problem with arguments from analogy is the assumption that, because some aspects of A are similar to B, other aspects of A are similar to B. It ain’t necessarily so.

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The bottom line is that the values we think are timeless and absolute are really in constant historical flux relative to who has power and how it gets used.

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Another problem with following Divine Law is interpretation. What exactly qualifies as honoring thy father and mother?

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