Another way to differentiate denominations is according to what behavior qualifies someone for a divine dressing-down. For Catholics, it’s missing Mass. For Baptists, it’s dancing. For Episcopalians, it’s eating your salad with your dessert fork.

— Daniel Martin Klein Plato and a Platypus Walk Into a Bar – Understanding Philosophy Through Jokes (2007)

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