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"…Dammit, where the hell are these guys? They're nowhere to be found."
Calm Time (2013)
"That guy was, like, in full body armor! How'd they kill him?"
Outlast (2013)
"'Get Back And Do Your Job'. How 'bout you go fornicate yourself with a rake?"
SuperHOT prototype (2013)
"Oh my god, that is so morbid!"
Calm Time (2013)
"A lot of people try to boil down creation to just one thing and "what are you gonna do next" as if there's always a ladder to climb and it's like, the ladder is what you make for yourself, right?"
PowerWash Simulator (2021)
"Jeezus, lady, you need to stop that right now. I do not take kindly to that…! You're being very creepy…!"
Calm Time (2013)
"That scared the buhjeezus outta me!"
Calm Time (2013)
"If there was just - just - a purple monster sitting in a corner, waiting for me to walk over it, I would shit myself dry. I would absolutely lose all control of my bowels!"
Ao Oni (2013)
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