"Little piggy no no little piggy go home!"
Notes from Wikiquote
Markiplier: Is that why you shot me? [Gunfire and flesh-rending in background cause him to recoil.]
"Nothing like washing helicopter dicks to make your day a little brighter."
"…Dammit, where the hell are these guys? They're nowhere to be found."
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