Denmark (also called "Norway") is best known as the original home of the prune Danish as well as the Vikings, who wore hats with horns sticking out of them, and for a very good reason: they were insane.

— Dave Barry Dave Barry's Only Travel Guide You'll Ever Need (1991)

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