(Sylvia) What do you hope never to hear your pilot say? 1) ”I had the worst fight of my life with my wife this morning.” 2) “Let’s see how fast this baby will go.” 3) “Whoops.”
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In The Sylvia Chronicles
(Sylvia) There’s not enough coffee in the whole world to turn me into a functional human being.
(Woman organizing picnic) Most normal people would agree that pizza is nature's perfect food, right?
(Sylvia at typewriter) For feminine protection, every day use a hand grenade.
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