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(Woman organizing picnic) Most normal people would agree that pizza is nature's perfect food, right?

— Nicole Hollander

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(Sylvia) There’s not enough coffee in the whole world to turn me into a functional human being.

(Woman to psychic) Which do you think is the more impossible dream: the perfect man or the perfect handbag?

(Sylvia at typewriter) A lady never offers a new lover a complimentary tooth brush, razor and sewing kit the next morning.

(Sylvia at typewriter) For feminine protection, every day use a hand grenade.

(Voice on television) Midol relives the special pain that women get (Sylvia) when they realize they picked the wrong man, again.

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To call woman the weaker sex is a libel; it is man's injustice to woman.

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We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men and women are created equal.

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