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I am the only Iranian comedian in the world... and that's three more than Germany!

— Omid Djalili No Agenda (2007)

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What do you call an honest Iranian businessman? Asif.

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A Persian Cat! Not an Iranian cat, no: an Iranian cat has a bomb under the body warmer!

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Semtex... with nowt taken out!

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Its part of a comedy cultural exchange tour: tonight, I am doing the UK and Jim Davidson is being buggered in Baghdad right now, systematically and without cessation, by United States Troops! Such fun.

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YOU BASTARD! Come to my carpet shop.

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