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Omid Djalili Quotes

born 1965 England

Omid Djalili (pronounced "Omeed Jaleelee", Persian: امید جلیلی; born September 30, 1965) is an Iranian-English stand-up comedian and actor.

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Random Omid Djalili quote

6 quotes

What do you call an honest Iranian businessman? Asif.

No Agenda (2007)

A Persian Cat! Not an Iranian cat, no: an Iranian cat has a bomb under the body warmer!

No Agenda (2007)

I am the only Iranian comedian in the world... and that's three more than Germany!

No Agenda (2007)

Semtex... with nowt taken out!

No Agenda (2007)

Its part of a comedy cultural exchange tour: tonight, I am doing the UK and Jim Davidson is being buggered in Baghdad right now, systematically and without cessation, by United States Troops! Such fun.

No Agenda (2007)

YOU BASTARD! Come to my carpet shop.

No Agenda (2007)

Attribution

Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Omid Djalili (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.