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On any given night, Key West’s main party drag, lower Duval Street, makes Bourbon Street look like Sesame Street.

— Dave Barry Best. State. Ever.: A Florida Man Defends His Homeland (2016)

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First of all, let's dispense with this absurd stereotype that the French are rude. The French are not rude. They just happen to hate you.

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People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

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