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If you want to happy for the rest of your life, make a crack-whore your wife.

— Kerry Jackson

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I hope he slams into the side of the mountain and cougars eat his face.

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The power of Christ compels you to parry.

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A man is in general better pleased when he has a good dinner upon his table, than when his wife talks Greek.

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The best way to worship God is to love your wife.

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