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Kerry Jackson Quotes

Kerry Jackson is one of the three hosts on Salt Lake City's Radio From Hell show.

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42 quotes

If you want to happy for the rest of your life, make a crack-whore your wife.

I hope he slams into the side of the mountain and cougars eat his face.

Are you trying to tell me that there was a time before celebrities?

Why do you think I always have a rubber glove?

Who is this man taking a crap in my bathroom!?

The power of Christ compels you to parry.

If Harry's wearing his cloak of invisibility, I guarantee he's not planting his wand.

This is discrimination against gay, nautically-themed cupcake mascots.

You get first crack at the chicken balls if you get there early.

When it came right down to it, the reindeer would eat you.

If it's a pain in the ass, you're shaving the wrong place.

Don't spend another evening with the sex cantaloupe.

I'm a second-tier troll with powers to bewilder!

You put this finger in the middle and wiggle it.

Where I come from they're just 'fun bags.'

Is that an ear trumpet in your lava-lava?

At what point do you shake it all about?

Never stick your hand out and let someone squirt something into it unless you know what it is.

I'm not mad at you I'm mad a the cheese-steak.

Oh no! He's got him in the deadly Egyptian burger!

Attribution

Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Kerry Jackson (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.