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I used to suck [Smarties] until they were all white, let them dry, and then put them back in the packet and show my mum the Smarties with no colour on them.

— Noel Fielding

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You must have stuck a finger up your arse at least once.

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I'd like to punch out a really old lady. There'd be no repercussions.

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