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Noel Fielding Quotes

born 1973 England

Noel Fielding (born 21 May 1973) is an English artist, comedian and actor. He is best known for his role as Vince Noir in The Mighty Boosh, which he co-created and writes with fellow English comedian, Julian Barratt, and as team captain on the BBC music panel show Never Mind the Buzzcocks.

England
Actors
Comedians

Also known as: Noel fielding

Random Noel Fielding quote

9 quotes

You must have stuck a finger up your arse at least once.

I've always had my suspicions about moss.

QI (2015)

I'd like to punch out a really old lady. There'd be no repercussions.

Q magazine (2008)

[When asked if he used to go onstage dressed as Jesus with a watercolour beard]

[When asked if he sees the future with people wearing shirts with his face on it]

I used to suck [Smarties] until they were all white, let them dry, and then put them back in the packet and show my mum the Smarties with no colour on them.

[When asked if he would advocate stalking one's favourite comedian in the hope that one gets to form an award-winning double-act with them and become world famous]

I had a garter snake named Clayton.

[When asked if he could think of a cure for a dog who eats soil]

Attribution

Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Noel Fielding (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.