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Presently I shall be introduced as 'this venerable old gentleman' and the axe will fall when they raise me to the degree of 'grand old man'. That means on our continent any one with snow-white hair who has kept out of jail till eighty.

— Stephen Leacock

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On achieving fame in Canada

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Lord Ronald said nothing; he flung himself from the room, flung himself upon his horse and rode madly off in all directions.

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