I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me. Standup Comic (1999)
I feel sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic. Standup Comic (1999)
A lot of things have happened in my private life recently that I thought we could review tonight. Standup Comic (1999)
It is a gorgeous gold pocket watch, however, I'm proud of it. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch. Standup Comic (1999)