Quotes from Getting Even — Woody Allen
born 1935 United States
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Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
Getting Even (1971)
Can we actually "know" the universe? My God, it's hard enough finding your way around in Chinatown.
Getting Even (1971)
I don't believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
Getting Even (1971)
It is impossible to experience one's own death objectively and still carry a tune.
Getting Even (1971)
Eternal nothingness is O.K. if you're dressed for it.
Getting Even (1971)
"I do not believe in God," I told him. "For if there is a God, then tell me, Uncle, why is there poverty and baldness? Why do some men go through life immune to a thousand mortal enemies of the race, while others get a migraine that lasts for weeks? Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?"
Getting Even (1971)