TotalBiscuit Quotes
1984–2018 England
- England
- Critics
43 quotes
"I now present to you the fairest maiden—what the hell is wrong with your face?"
"Oh, goddamn! What the hell?!" [opens fire, then laughs] "Suppressing fire!"
"That shows an obscene! lack of foresight!"
"You hear them? Everyone instantly died. And I have no idea why."
"If I haven't made my point clear, let me just spell it out: don't. This is absolutely awful."
"Oh no—I can clip through the rock, too. You are f**king kidding me."
"I'm pretty sure that macaw is also…up to no good…"
"Don't even tell me about the map. Don't even. Where's the keyhole?"
"So. What's missing? Well, there's no crosshairs."
"…So really, it's just y—" [enemy player kills him] "—oh, dammit!—you, your gun, and your friends."
"So to break down what they're saying there, they claim that they have run out of time and money."
"I'd love to show you Wormnet, but I'm not gonna risk it, because Wormnet shows your IP address!"
"Maybe it has quick save?" [Silence.] "…No. Of—Of course, that would be asking too much."
"Are you ready for the jumpscare? …No, you're not."
Attribution
Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: TotalBiscuit (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.