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"I now present to you the fairest maiden—what the hell is wrong with your face?"

— TotalBiscuit Guise of the Wolf (2014)

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"'What do you think you're doing?! Helps to have a map!' Also, 'Can you find the missing parts of my face?'"

Guise of the Wolf (2014)

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"Critique exists to protect consumers from unscrupulous companies, and is a necessary part of our society. Wild Games Studio disagrees."

"That shows an obscene! lack of foresight!"

"This monkey is running backwards and forwards! This tribesman right here—" [starts swinging his machete in an attempt to get the tribesman's attention] "Hi."

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