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"Ladies and gentlemen, my name is TotalBiscuit. I'm here to ask and answer one simple question: W-T-F is Day One: Garry's Incident?" [Beat] "Garry with two R's, so you know he's serious."
Day One: Garry's Incident (2013)
"The last part of that statement is the only thing that's true."
"Should've played the bloody Sky Golem. And now he's got my other one. Give it BACK!"
Randuin 2 Electric Boogaloo (2015)
"We will not join enemy server." [catches himself] "'Enemy server', what? Let's try that again—empty server. I do want enemies."
Insurgency (standalone) (2014)
"What?! Now he realizes?! Oh—screw everything about this! I'm sorry; I can't take another minute of this dreadful thing!"
Day One: Garry's Incident (2013)
"…Why am I even whispering? It's not like they're actually gonna hear me."
Insurgency (standalone) (2014)
"Critique makes this industry better. But it's under attack. YouTube's policies allow for flagrant abuse of the copyright system to censor review and critique, and it has to stop."
"Oh look, everybody instantly died again! What the hell was that? What killed me?"
Day One: Garry's Incident (2013)
"I think we may have found 2014's Garry's Incident. Ho-lee sh*t."
Guise of the Wolf (2014)
"What the hell killed me?! I had half health! Why did I just immediately die?! I don't understand what's happening!"
Day One: Garry's Incident (2013)
"Ubisoft, I just want to like your games. Why won't you let me!"
"What the 'ell just happened?!"
"Yes! It is—n-no! Nooo! NOOOOO! Why would you have that happen?! That was a win! Ahhhhhhhh!"
Too Many Traps 2 (2014)
"…Yeah, and that was just the damn start of it, because Ubisoft simply cannot shut UP!"
"You better save regularly if you intend to play this, 'cause you will just…die. From anything! At random! With no prior warning!"
Day One: Garry's Incident (2013)
"Behold: my amazing fighting technique, passed down from generation to generation in the illustrious Garry line. Anyway, as I was saying…"
Day One: Garry's Incident (2013)
"Okay, so tiny…Build's… Waaait a second…"
"What?! Where the hell did that come from?!" … "Behold! The worst textured panther in the history of video games!"
Day One: Garry's Incident (2013)
"They didn't render a keyhole! …F**k!"
Guise of the Wolf (2014)
"You were transparent a minute ago!"
Guise of the Wolf (2014)