Quotes from When the Leaves Blow Away (2006) / I Still Have a Pony — Steven Wright
born 1955 United States
10 quotes
When the Leaves Blow Away (2006) / I Still Have a Pony (2007)
When the Leaves Blow Away (2006) / I Still Have a Pony (2007)
I bought a new camera. It's very advanced. You don't even need it.
When the Leaves Blow Away (2006) / I Still Have a Pony (2007)
I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter.
When the Leaves Blow Away (2006) / I Still Have a Pony (2007)
I tried to hang myself with bungie cords. I kept almost dying.
When the Leaves Blow Away (2006) / I Still Have a Pony (2007)
I wish the first word I ever said was the word "quote," so right before I die I could say "unquote."
When the Leaves Blow Away (2006) / I Still Have a Pony (2007)
They say you're not supposed to put metal in a microwave oven... They're right.
When the Leaves Blow Away (2006) / I Still Have a Pony (2007)
When the Leaves Blow Away (2006) / I Still Have a Pony (2007)
I have a paper cut from writing my suicide note. [sighs] It's a start...
When the Leaves Blow Away (2006) / I Still Have a Pony (2007)
Attribution
Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Steven Wright (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.