Scott Adams Quotes
1957–2026 United States
Scott Raymond Adams (June 8, 1957 – January 13, 2026) was an American cartoonist and satirist, best known for his Dilbert series of comic strips and books.
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Also known as: Adams, Scott, Dogbert
112 quotes
If you have questions about this salad, give your server the spinach inquisition.
This sandwich used to include endive, but no one wanted to eat a BELT.
We know the goats are imported because they don’t speak English.
We use only the finest days of the week in this dish.
We smoke the bacon so you don’t have to.
Don't judge people by their mistakes; rather, judge them by how they respond to their mistakes.
Always dress better than your peers so your clothes will be the ones selected for promotion.
Technology magnifies the ability of one person to have a big impact on other people.
I think New Yorkers are more provocative in every way.
Identify someone who has more creative talent than you do, then try to imitate that person exactly.
Stacey puts a little love in each pasta shell. But it’s self-love, so it won’t help you that much.
Attend to your own basic needs first; otherwise you will not be useful to anyone else.
There's a special word for bosses who care about their employees: unemployed.
Contrary to popular belief, it's often your clothing that gets promoted.
Attribution
Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Scott Adams (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.