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Quotes from Bedazzled — Peter Cook

1937–1995 England

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11 quotes

No wonder you've so few friends; you're unbelievable!

Bedazzled (1967)

I've done a good deed. I gave that little twit his soul back. Wasn't that generous?

Bedazzled (1967)

What terrible sins I have working for me. I suppose it's the wages.

Bedazzled (1967)

You realize that suicide's a criminal offense — In less enlightened times they'd have hung you for it.

Bedazzled (1967)

Job was what you'd technically describe as a loony.

Bedazzled (1967)

Tell God not to go away. I'll be back in a minute.

Bedazzled (1967)

Now, then, what'd you like to be first? Prime Minister? Oh, no — I've made that deal already.

Bedazzled (1967)

And the magic word: Julie Andrews!

Bedazzled (1967)

It's the standard contract. Gives you seven wishes in accordance with the mystic rules of life. Seven Days of the Week, Seven Deadly Sins, Seven Seas, Seven Brides for Seven Brothers...

Bedazzled (1967)

There was a time when I used to get lots of ideas... I thought up the Seven Deadly Sins in one afternoon. The only thing I've come up with recently is advertising.

Bedazzled (1967)

In the words of Marcel Proust — and this applies to any woman in the world — if you can stay up and listen with a fair degree of attention to whatever garbage, no matter how stupid it is that they're coming out with, till ten minutes past four in the morning... you're in.

Bedazzled (1967)

Attribution

Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Peter Cook (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.