41 quotes
Vote for EL Wisty and lovely nude ladies will come and dance with you.
The World Domination League (1964)
I saw an advertisement the other day for the secret of life.
Are You Spotty? (1964)
Bleendreeble specialises in the universe. He doesn't branch out much beyond that. But he's quite interested in this limited field.
Food For Thought (1964)
Stopping the GOVERNMENT from crawling up our pipes and listening to all we say.
Total domination of the world by 1958.
No wonder you've so few friends; you're unbelievable!
Bedazzled (1967)
I've done a good deed. I gave that little twit his soul back. Wasn't that generous?
Bedazzled (1967)
What terrible sins I have working for me. I suppose it's the wages.
Bedazzled (1967)
I've never met the man; he came out of me. I’d feel a lot easier if I’d met him and imitated him, as a matter of fact.
I'd vote for any party that would say "I won't allow people to throw garbage all over me." But none of the parties seem to be particularly interested.
The World Domination League (1964)
I may have done some other things as good but I am sure none better. I haven't matured, progressed, grown, become deeper, wiser, or funnier. But then, I never thought I would.
Reflecting on Beyond the Fringe for the book The Complete Beyond The Fringe (1987)
We've all got royal blood in our veins, you know. It's the best place for it in my view.
Royalty (1964)
I am blind, but I am able to read thanks to a wonderful new system known as broil. I'm sorry, I'll just feel that again.
The thing that makes you know that Vernon Ward is a good painter is if you look at his ducks, you can see the eyes follow you around the room.
Not Only... But Also (1965)
I've always fancied being a tadpole expert. … You get invited to all the smart parties and social gatherings.
Apart from the way He moves, what's God really like? I mean, what colour is He?
You realize that suicide's a criminal offense — In less enlightened times they'd have hung you for it.
Bedazzled (1967)
You are now to retire, as indeed should I, carefully to consider your verdict of "Not Guilty".
The Secret Policeman's Ball (1979)
I could see her knuckles all white, saying "Peter, Peter". You know how those bloody Swedes go on.
Job was what you'd technically describe as a loony.
Bedazzled (1967)