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P. J. O'Rourke on Valentine's Day

1947–2022 United States

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Family love is messy, clinging, and of an annoying and repetitive pattern, like bad wallpaper.

For some mysterious Darwinian reason, women feel compelled to straighten up bedrooms before and after sex. Try to make love in every other room of the house.

The Bachelor Home Companion (1986)

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