If it took Labouchere three columns to prove that I was forgotten, then there is no difference between fame and obscurity. Attributed
If England treats her criminals the way she has treated me, she doesn't deserve to have any. Attributed
I think Oscar Wilde said, "Everything in human life is really about sex, except sex. Sex is about power." Attributed
God knows; I won't be an Oxford don anyhow. I'll be a poet, a writer, a dramatist. Somehow or other I'll be famous, and if not famous, I'll be notorious. Or perhaps I'll lead the life of pleasure for a time and then—who knows?—rest and do nothing. What does Plato say is the highest end that man can attain here below? To sit down and contemplate the good. Perhaps that will be the end of me too. Attributed