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As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes.
The 2,000 Year Old Man (1960)
If they [presidents] can't do it to their wives, they do it to their country.
The 2,000 Year Old Man (1960)
Angel of Death ain't kissing me! I'm full of garlic!
The 2,000 Year Old Man (1960)
It's Wheird, there's an H in there. Gotta hit that H otherwise they think I'm some sort of a kook!
The 2,000 Year Old Man (1960)
No! You don't wear a hat on your gentles! You wear a hat on your head where you're supposed to wear a hat!
The 2,000 Year Old Man (1960)
To me, tragedy is if I'll cut my finger, that's tragedy...Comedy is if you walk into an open sewer and die.
The 2,000 Year Old Man (1960)
Beans Beans! The musical fruits! The more you eat...
The 2,000 Year Old Man (1960)