If you don't drink 56 bottles of water a week, scientists say you should take a garden hose at the end of the week and shove it up your ass. Rules of Enragement (2003)
There are no fights in Ireland, people just get so drunk they go, "GODDAMN, YA SONOFABITCH!" and pass out. And there's no Alcoholics Anonymous there, because if there's a meeting, it's always at the bar. Rules of Enragement (2003)