I wish that people who are conventionally supposed to love each other would say to each other, when they fight, "Please — a little less love, and a little more common decency." Slapstick (1976)
Why don't you take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut. Why don't you take a flying fuck at the mooooooooooooon! Slapstick (1976)
Love is where you find it. I think it is foolish to go looking for it, and I think it can often be poisonous. Slapstick (1976)
History is merely a list of surprises. … It can only prepare us to be surprised yet again. Please write that down. Slapstick (1976)