There is no reason why good cannot triumph as often as evil. The triumph of anything is a matter of organization. If there are such things as angels, I hope that they are organized along the lines of the Mafia. The Sirens of Titan (1959)
About astrology and palmistry: They are good because they make people feel vivid and full of possibilities. They are communism at its best. Everybody has a birthday and almost everybody has a palm. Bennington College address (1970)
You couldn't help that you were born without a heart. At least you tried to believe what the people with hearts believed — so you were a good man just the same. Jailbird (1979)