8 quotes
Maybe God has let everybody who ever lived be reborn — so he or she can see how it ends.
Happy Birthday, Wanda June (1970)
The new heroism — put a village idiot into a pressure cooker, seal it up tight, and shoot him at the moon.
Happy Birthday, Wanda June (1970)
No grown woman is a fan of premature ejaculation.
Happy Birthday, Wanda June (1970)
All through the day I'm so confident. That's why I'm such a good salesman, you know? I have confidence, and I look like I have confidence, and that gives other people confidence.
Happy Birthday, Wanda June (1970)
Hello, I am Wanda June. Today was going to be my birthday, but I was hit by an ice-cream truck before I could have my party.
Happy Birthday, Wanda June (1970)
Wars would be a lot better, I think, if guys would say to themselves sometimes "Jesus — I'm not going to do that to the enemy. That's too much."
Happy Birthday, Wanda June (1970)
I have this theory about why men kill each other and break things. … Never mind. It's a dumb theory. I was going to say it was all sexual … but everything is sexual … but alcohol.
Happy Birthday, Wanda June (1970)
When I was a naive young recruit in Spain, I used to wonder why soldiers bayoneted oil paintings, shot the noses off statues and defecated into grand pianos. I now understand: it was to teach civilians the deepest sort of respect for men in uniform — uncontrollable fear.
Happy Birthday, Wanda June (1970)