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Quotes from God Bless You, Dr. Kevorkian — Kurt Vonnegut

1922–2007 United States

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"If what Jesus said was good, what can it matter whether he was God or not?"

God Bless You, Dr. Kevorkian (1999)

What do men want? They want a lot of pals, and they wish that people wouldn't get so mad at them.

God Bless You, Dr. Kevorkian (1999)

His plan? To pass out weapons to slaves, so they could overthrow their masters. Suicide.

God Bless You, Dr. Kevorkian (1999)

So when my own time comes to join the choir invisible or whatever, God forbid, I hope someone will say, "He's up in Heaven now." Who really knows? I could have dreamed all this.

God Bless You, Dr. Kevorkian (1999)

Freud said he didn't know what women wanted. I know what women want. They want a whole lot of people to talk to.

God Bless You, Dr. Kevorkian (1999)

I asked this heroic pet lover how it felt to have died for a schnauzer named Teddy. Salvador Biagiani was philosophical. He said it sure beat dying for absolutely nothing in the Viet Nam War.

God Bless You, Dr. Kevorkian (1999)

Everything was beautiful. Nothing hurt.

God Bless You, Dr. Kevorkian (1999)

Ta ta and adios. Or, as Saint Peter said to me with a sly wink, when I told him I was on my last-round trip to Paradise: "See you later, Alligator."

God Bless You, Dr. Kevorkian (1999)

Attribution

Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Kurt Vonnegut (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.