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Kerry Jackson Quotes

Kerry Jackson is one of the three hosts on Salt Lake City's Radio From Hell show.

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42 quotes

I'm getting screwed today. Right in the mouth.

And now, the ABC After School Special, Raisins For Festus.

I'm on the 'Don't Spill The Margarita' ride."

My proctologist has The Thumb of Doom too.

You love the bidet more than me.

He's prejudiced against the toothless.

It's like you put a turd in her mouth.

I don't need to see Paxton's sack.

Sometimes the future isn't funny.

Then your muff would be all wet.

Sergeant Scruffy is very upset!

It smells funny, but it works.

I can see it, but I can't make it move.

Even Beyonce's booty can't save that.

I've got no hair on my danglies.

The fate of the nation is in my hands and I've got a booger. - as George W. Bush

Oh! My proscenium is killing me!

You knew I was a pornographer when I climbed on your back. - as Larry Flynt

It's revved for her pleasure.

Food should not be origami.

Attribution

Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Kerry Jackson (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.