If comedy is tragedy plus time, I need more fucking time. But I would really settle for less fucking tragedy. The Daily Show (1999)
The Confederate flag flies over South Carolina, and the roads are named for Confederate generals, and the white guy is the one who feels like his country is being taken away from him. We’re bringing it on ourselves. And that’s the thing, Al-Qaeda, all those guys, ISIS, they’re not shit compared to the damage that we can apparently do to ourselves on a regular basis. The Daily Show (1999)