Tonight is the night we celebrate excellence in film, with me, the fourth male lead from Death to Smoochy. Rent it. The 78th Academy Awards (2006)
I do have some sad news to report. Björk couldn't be here tonight. She was trying on her Oscar dress and Dick Cheney shot her. The 78th Academy Awards (2006)
For those of you who are keeping score at home, I just want to make something very clear: Martin Scorsese, zero Oscars. Three 6 Mafia, one. The 78th Academy Awards (2006)
I really thought that the make-up artist for Cinderella Man should have won. I mean, it's so hard to make Russell Crowe look like he got in a fight. The 78th Academy Awards (2006)