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John Hennigan Quotes

born 1979

John Zafir Hennigan (born October 3, 1979) is an American professional wrestler, better known by his ring names John Morrison and Johnny Nitro..

Also known as: John Morrison, Johnny Nitro

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We don't allow sludge at the Palace of Wisdom

Roll ups don't exist at the Palace of Wisdom

We don't need sexual performance enhancers at the Palace of Wisdom... but we use them anyway.

We hang out with Mr. Fuji at the Palace of Wisdom.

We don't get Top Rope Theatre at the Palace of Wisdom

CM Punk playing Skee-Ball at Chuck E. Cheese is never going to reach the intellectual heights and experience the life that John Morrison experiences and, therefore, he will never know what to do in the ring against John Morrison.

Well think about it, Punk. Think about it before you sign that. Last week, you couldn't even last fifteen minutes in the ring with the new face of extreme, the Tuesday night delight, John Morrison.

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Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: John Hennigan (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.