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born 1979

John Zafir Hennigan (born October 3, 1979) is an American professional wrestler, better known by his ring names John Morrison and Johnny Nitro..

Also known as: John Morrison, Johnny Nitro

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Some are born to sweet delight and others born to endless night.

CM Punk, I suggest cashing in your tickets at Chuck E. Cheese for a replica ECW Championship because that’s the closest you’re ever going to get to the gates of paradise.

The problem with Punk and the straightedge lifestyle is that he doesn’t experience the things that John Morrison experiences.

We don't dance with leprechauns at the Palace of Wisdom.

We don't let virgins hang out at the Palace of Wisdom.

We don't let nerds hang out at the Palace of Wisdom.

We don't like fatties at the Palace of Wisdom.

We don't like snakes in the Palace of Wisdom.

We don't have worms at the Palace of Wisdom.

We date real women in the Palace of Wisdom.

William Blake once said the road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. And that’s where I dwell. John Morrison is enlightened.

Teddy Long could never hang out at the Palace of Wisdom..

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. the truth is WWE Universe loves John Morrison

We can't smell what The Rock is cookin' at the Palace of Wisdom.

I don't take calls from Joey Styles at the Palace of Wisdom.

We don't play with action figures at the Palace Of Wisdom.

We don't drink diet soda at the Palace of Wisdom, Punk!

If Santa came to the Palace of Wisdom, we'd beat him up with candy canes.

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the reason you're all here tonight, the new face of extreme, the man who defeated CM Punk in the middle of the ring at the Great American Bash, the greatest ECW champion of all time... John Morrison.

You're dying to spend a night with me in the Palace of Wisdom. (to Kelly Kelly)

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Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: John Hennigan (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.