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CM Punk playing Skee-Ball at Chuck E. Cheese is never going to reach the intellectual heights and experience the life that John Morrison experiences and, therefore, he will never know what to do in the ring against John Morrison.

— John Hennigan

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Some are born to sweet delight and others born to endless night.

CM Punk, I suggest cashing in your tickets at Chuck E. Cheese for a replica ECW Championship because that’s the closest you’re ever going to get to the gates of paradise.

The problem with Punk and the straightedge lifestyle is that he doesn’t experience the things that John Morrison experiences.

We don't dance with leprechauns at the Palace of Wisdom.

We don't let virgins hang out at the Palace of Wisdom.

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