In the beginning was the dog
the real name of Jehovah is Rover
Adam's rib is buried in the garden
John Hegley on Gardening
Attribution
Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: John Hegley (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.
Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: John Hegley (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.