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John Hegley Quotes

born 1953 England

John Hegley (born 1 October 1953) is an English performance poet and musician.

England
Musicians
Poets
Singer-songwriters

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4 quotes

This winter
I hope you get a splinter
if you make a toboggan
and it is a mahog'un

Glad To Wear Glasses (1990)

In the beginning was the dog
the real name of Jehovah is Rover
Adam's rib is buried in the garden

Glad To Wear Glasses (1990)

From Bradford Yorkshire to Bristol Temple Meads
you don't have to change your underwear
but you have to change at Leeds

Glad To Wear Glasses (1990)

My grandmother used to say
before you moan about the muck on someone else's glasses
make sure you're not on about the muck on your own
her glasses were filthy

Glad To Wear Glasses (1990)

Attribution

Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: John Hegley (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.