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Joey Comeau Quotes

born 1980

Joey Comeau (born September 26, 1980) is a Canadian writer. He is best known for writing the text of the webcomic A Softer World.

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29 quotes

Alzheimer’s disease is death before death, and I’m terrified of it.

I have a form of ESP that allows me to consistently pick losing lottery numbers, and generally make poor life choices.

Listening to music that I hate calms me down.

The depression and suicidal fantasies of three years ago are nothing but a memory to me now.

The world needs balance, and if I have to be unbalanced to supply it then so be it.

I want to make something, and I want people to know I made it.

Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

Sometimes Margaret tells herself that there's a moral difference between killing kittens for no reason and what she does.

The family that prays together, still probably dies in the fire.

My problem is that I can't come unless Johnny Cash is playing.

There are plenty of fish in the sea, if I run out of women.

My other pro-tolerance message is also condescending.

I'd rather die terrified than live forever.

I had a shirt made up that says, "I consistently make poor life choices." The shirt was not very popular.

I never wanted anything to happen to my parents, but a hero needs an origin story.

When the end comes, I hope it’s as strange as that. I hope that the sky tears open and the world is washed with colors that we’ve never seen before.

My dead family and I are in your debt, and I long to help you in any way I can.

Well, it's possible to be mentally ill and rational.

Romance is all about making a story out of our love

Sometimes I think dent-resistant side panels are a waste of money, but then I remember ladies be always throwing themselves at my car, and titties can wreak havoc on a paint job.

Attribution

Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Joey Comeau (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.