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Sometimes I think dent-resistant side panels are a waste of money, but then I remember ladies be always throwing themselves at my car, and titties can wreak havoc on a paint job.

— Joey Comeau

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Alzheimer’s disease is death before death, and I’m terrified of it.

I have a form of ESP that allows me to consistently pick losing lottery numbers, and generally make poor life choices.

Listening to music that I hate calms me down.

The depression and suicidal fantasies of three years ago are nothing but a memory to me now.

The world needs balance, and if I have to be unbalanced to supply it then so be it.

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