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Joey Comeau Quotes

born 1980

Joey Comeau (born September 26, 1980) is a Canadian writer. He is best known for writing the text of the webcomic A Softer World.

Random Joey Comeau quote

29 quotes

I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.

Live for today you retarded little shit. The end is near.

Fuck politics. I just want to burn shit down.

Now I feel I am ready to face a world with sharp corners and all. I feel I am ready to come to work for Abrasion Enterprises.

I've always known I'd be a bank robber. So judge all you want, ladies and gentlemen. Because you never did become an astronaut.

You say catastrophe, I say, fuck yes.

When I played "doctor" I played to win.

If at first you don't succeed...run.

...There’s a romance to danger. There’s a romance to drinking, to drugs, to petty crime and to heartbreak and loneliness. All of those things can be used to make the STORY of our lives better.

Attribution

Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Joey Comeau (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.