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Quotes from On Being Blonde: Wit and Wisdom from the World's Most Infamous Blondes — Joan Rivers

1933–2014 United States

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Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa, you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.'

On Being Blonde: Wit and Wisdom from the World's Most Infamous Blondes (2004)

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Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Joan Rivers (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.