The fact is: almost everything is funny. You just have to have a way of looking at it. Stand-Up Confidential (1987)
I really feel that that's one of the big powers of adulthood, is the ability to be totally bored and remain standing. I think that's why they can set up the DMV that way. Stand-Up Confidential (1987)
Being engaged is-- you know what it's like to me? It's like being on the first part of the rollercoaster, where you're just goin' up: (makes ticking noises) "Boy, this looks pretty scary!" Stand-Up Confidential (1987)