When you're crafting an act, you need to see how that material works in front of each different type of situation. Comedian (2002)
Twenty minutes is not comedy. An hour, an hour and fifteen minutes: that's comedy, y'know? You learn how to open, how to sustain, how to pace. Comedian (2002)
Any new technology: it just gets translated into a sexual form. Home video? "Sex video!" Phone? "Phone sex!" Internet? "Porno website!" Copy machine? "Put your ass on it!" Comedian (2002)