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Quotes from The Pall-Bearer's Revue — Jerry Sadowitz

born 1961 United States

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6 quotes

I only hate two things - living things, and objects.

The Pall-Bearer's Revue (1992)

I'm actually a bisexual necrophiliac - I'll shag anything that doesn't move.

The Pall-Bearer's Revue (1992)

How do you give a woman an orgasm? Who cares!

The Pall-Bearer's Revue (1992)

I used to think I was great in bed until I discovered that all my girlfriends suffered from asthma.

The Pall-Bearer's Revue (1992)

My idea of Comic Relief is switching Victoria Wood off.

The Pall-Bearer's Revue (1992)

My mother thinks I'm at Kings cross right now buying drugs off a prostitute. If she knew I was on the BBC, she'd kill me.

The Pall-Bearer's Revue (1992)

Attribution

Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Jerry Sadowitz (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.