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My mother thinks I'm at Kings cross right now buying drugs off a prostitute. If she knew I was on the BBC, she'd kill me.

— Jerry Sadowitz The Pall-Bearer's Revue (1992)

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I only hate two things - living things, and objects.

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Nelson Mandela? What a cunt. Terry Waite? Bastard. I dunno, you lend some people a fiver, you never see them again.

Hello moose-fuckers! You know what I hate about this country? Half of you speak French and the other half let them.

I'm actually a bisexual necrophiliac - I'll shag anything that doesn't move.

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How do you give a woman an orgasm? Who cares!

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