Jerry Sadowitz Quotes

born 1961 United States

Jerry Sadowitz (born 4 November 1961) is an American-born Scottish stand-up comic and card magician, known for his frequently controversial "sick humour".

United States
Magicians
Stand-up comedians

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I only hate two things - living things, and objects.

The Pall-Bearer's Revue (1992)

Nelson Mandela? What a cunt. Terry Waite? Bastard. I dunno, you lend some people a fiver, you never see them again.

Hello moose-fuckers! You know what I hate about this country? Half of you speak French and the other half let them.

I'm actually a bisexual necrophiliac - I'll shag anything that doesn't move.

The Pall-Bearer's Revue (1992)

How do you give a woman an orgasm? Who cares!

The Pall-Bearer's Revue (1992)

I used to think I was great in bed until I discovered that all my girlfriends suffered from asthma.

The Pall-Bearer's Revue (1992)

My idea of Comic Relief is switching Victoria Wood off.

The Pall-Bearer's Revue (1992)

My mother thinks I'm at Kings cross right now buying drugs off a prostitute. If she knew I was on the BBC, she'd kill me.

The Pall-Bearer's Revue (1992)

Attribution

Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Jerry Sadowitz (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.