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Henny Youngman on Wedding

1906–1998 United States

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5 quotes

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

The Haunted Smile: The Story of Jewish Comedians in America (2001)

My wife will buy anything marked down. Last year she bought an escalator.

The Haunted Smile: The Story of Jewish Comedians in America (2001)

My wife is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost weight, but can she climb a tree.

The Haunted Smile: The Story of Jewish Comedians in America (2001)

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea.

The Haunted Smile: The Story of Jewish Comedians in America (2001)

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Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Henny Youngman (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.